Wednesday, December 15, 2010

At The Border Out of Boredom

As comments to my last post stopped trickling in I found myself twiddling at the keybored (that's not a typo).

When I'm bored I become child-like and naughty.

When I'm naughty I may do things that I'll live to regret later...

One day Kim Jung IL, disguised as a farmer, was taking a walk on a farm along the border when he came across farmer Oh So Rong.

"Hello, I'm IL" says IL extending his hand.

"Oh", said Oh, extending his hand too. "I'm so sorry, I hope you get well soon".

"And you are...?"


"About What?"

Rong let that one go.

IL suddenly spotted a piece of heavy rounded metal jutting out of the ground.

Rong noticed it too and quickly said "Be careful, that's a mine!"

To which IL quickly retorted "That's mine!"

Rong became quite upset to find such a thing right on his farm land.

"I wish politicians would stop all these inhumane acts"

"Then you should join politics and get yourself a place in Parliament so you can be heard" IL advised (!!)

"There's already another Rong in our Parliament. I don't think two Rongs will make one right"


Akelamalu said...

Loved your last line! LOL

Su said...


Samantha VĂ©rant said...

Ba-ha-ha-ha. This is rong on so many levels! But it's funny!

klahanie said...

Good grief golly gosh Grandpa. Did you like my alliteration?
This was so Rong it almost seemed right. Am I right or am I Rong.
I have no idea what I'm talking about. lol
In peace, Gary :-)

Grandpa said...

Akelamalu, thanks, I don't know how I managed to pull that one off

Su, I LOL myself too!

Sam, yes, it did turn out funnier than I thought it would

klahanie, jolly good. Alliteration? It's not in Collins. Sometimes my Korean has the edge over my English.
I wanted Ian Wright to appear on the scene, but then thought I should stop there before I get into any more trouble.
Peace to you Gary

Keats The Sunshine Girl said...

Grandpa, you're right on! I wouldn't have been able to pull that one off. Thanks for being the latest follower on my blog. Catch up when I'm back from hols.

Grandpa said...

Keats The Sunshine Girl, Hi, Welcome to The Farm! See you later. Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas

Joanna St. James said...

nice one Gramps! that was really funny. Thanx for the laugh

secret agent woman said...

Oh, my.

Uncle Lee said...

Hi Grandpa, glad to know someone like you with a great sense of humour.
Wish there are more like you.
Love this 'rongs', ha ha.
Have a nice weekend, keep well, Lee.

Grandpa said...

Uncle Lee, thank you, thank you, *bows head repeatedly*

You too have a great weekend.

Rachael Harrie said...

"When I'm bored I become child-like and naughty. When I'm naughty I may do things that I'll live to regret later..."

Tee hee, I can just imagine you doing naughty things Grandpa! Funny joke :)


Grandpa said...

Hi Rach, busy lady! I thought you're already on hols...

Naughty, not 'bad' things ;)

L'Aussie said...

Grandpa you crack me up! Just as well you don't live in North Korea my man! Naughty naughty!

Thx for dropping by my blog. Not sure if you read my vampish Cinderella tale or not. Too scary?

Grandpa said...

L'Aussie - Denise! I was hoping you showed up.

I will be brave and read your Cinderella story as soon as I post this one about the dove I shot.

There's a quiz in there. I know you are the clever one, so how about giving me the answer. Thanks in advance, Denise.

Mr London Street said...

I do love a good pun, and this is full of good puns. Merry Christmas to you too!

caterpillar said...

He Gramps...that's so so Rong....:P

Grandpa said...

Mr London Street, great to see you here! And Thank you!

caterpillar, great to see you too! I've seen you at MLS

Joylene Butler said...

This is wonderful. Can't believe I missed it. I must have been sic this day. Truly hilarious. Thank you, Grandpa!