Showing posts with label Kim Jung IL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kim Jung IL. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

At The Border Out of Boredom

As comments to my last post stopped trickling in I found myself twiddling at the keybored (that's not a typo).

When I'm bored I become child-like and naughty.

When I'm naughty I may do things that I'll live to regret later...


One day Kim Jung IL, disguised as a farmer, was taking a walk on a farm along the border when he came across farmer Oh So Rong.

"Hello, I'm IL" says IL extending his hand.


"Oh", said Oh, extending his hand too. "I'm so sorry, I hope you get well soon".

"And you are...?"

"Rong"

"About What?"

Rong let that one go.

IL suddenly spotted a piece of heavy rounded metal jutting out of the ground.

Rong noticed it too and quickly said "Be careful, that's a mine!"

To which IL quickly retorted "That's mine!"

Rong became quite upset to find such a thing right on his farm land.

"I wish politicians would stop all these inhumane acts"

"Then you should join politics and get yourself a place in Parliament so you can be heard" IL advised (!!)

"There's already another Rong in our Parliament. I don't think two Rongs will make one right"