When I'm bored I become child-like and naughty.
When I'm naughty I may do things that I'll live to regret later...
One day Kim Jung IL, disguised as a farmer, was taking a walk on a farm along the border when he came across farmer Oh So Rong.
"Hello, I'm IL" says IL extending his hand.
"Oh", said Oh, extending his hand too. "I'm so sorry, I hope you get well soon".
"And you are...?"
"Rong"
"About What?"
Rong let that one go.
IL suddenly spotted a piece of heavy rounded metal jutting out of the ground.
Rong noticed it too and quickly said "Be careful, that's a mine!"
To which IL quickly retorted "That's mine!"
Rong became quite upset to find such a thing right on his farm land.
"I wish politicians would stop all these inhumane acts"
"Then you should join politics and get yourself a place in Parliament so you can be heard" IL advised (!!)
"There's already another Rong in our Parliament. I don't think two Rongs will make one right"
17 comments:
Loved your last line! LOL
Ba-ha-ha-ha. This is rong on so many levels! But it's funny!
Good grief golly gosh Grandpa. Did you like my alliteration?
This was so Rong it almost seemed right. Am I right or am I Rong.
I have no idea what I'm talking about. lol
In peace, Gary :-)
Akelamalu, thanks, I don't know how I managed to pull that one off
Su, I LOL myself too!
Sam, yes, it did turn out funnier than I thought it would
klahanie, jolly good. Alliteration? It's not in Collins. Sometimes my Korean has the edge over my English.
I wanted Ian Wright to appear on the scene, but then thought I should stop there before I get into any more trouble.
Peace to you Gary
Grandpa, you're right on! I wouldn't have been able to pull that one off. Thanks for being the latest follower on my blog. Catch up when I'm back from hols.
Keats The Sunshine Girl, Hi, Welcome to The Farm! See you later. Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas
nice one Gramps! that was really funny. Thanx for the laugh
Hi Grandpa, glad to know someone like you with a great sense of humour.
Wish there are more like you.
Love this 'rongs', ha ha.
Have a nice weekend, keep well, Lee.
Uncle Lee, thank you, thank you, *bows head repeatedly*
You too have a great weekend.
"When I'm bored I become child-like and naughty. When I'm naughty I may do things that I'll live to regret later..."
Tee hee, I can just imagine you doing naughty things Grandpa! Funny joke :)
Rach
Hi Rach, busy lady! I thought you're already on hols...
Naughty, not 'bad' things ;)
Grandpa you crack me up! Just as well you don't live in North Korea my man! Naughty naughty!
Thx for dropping by my blog. Not sure if you read my vampish Cinderella tale or not. Too scary?
L'Aussie - Denise! I was hoping you showed up.
I will be brave and read your Cinderella story as soon as I post this one about the dove I shot.
There's a quiz in there. I know you are the clever one, so how about giving me the answer. Thanks in advance, Denise.
I do love a good pun, and this is full of good puns. Merry Christmas to you too!
He Gramps...that's so so Rong....:P
Mr London Street, great to see you here! And Thank you!
caterpillar, great to see you too! I've seen you at MLS
This is wonderful. Can't believe I missed it. I must have been sic this day. Truly hilarious. Thank you, Grandpa!
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